Exactly what it says on the tin...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and broke wind whenever he wanted.
The End
4 comments:
Well?
Is she speaking to you again yet?
Monty
Just!
Yes but has she said anything more sociable than "bugger off and lie down on the railway line" to you yet?
Monty
Variations on that theme, all of which involve exteme pain...
I still think it was funny, though.
I don't think I should have said that...
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