Showing posts with label Cynicism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cynicism. Show all posts

Thursday, April 02, 2009

The world's shortest fairy tale...


Exactly what it says on the tin...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and broke wind whenever he wanted.

The End